This Isn't Going to be Touchy-Feely, Is It?

From MAD Magazine, long long ago, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions:"

Stupid Question #1: "This isn't going to be touchy-feely is it?"

Your Options for Snappy Answers:

* "We wouldn't want our senior executives to be too in touch with each other, would we?"

* "Is it your position that unfeeling executives are more effective?"

* "Only for those who still believe this company is a big dumb machine."

* "No, this is only for emotionally mature executives."

* "Why? Are you concerned your wife and kids might recommend it?"

* "How much TOUCH is too much for you , personally?"

* "We'd like you to lead us in the chorus of that great 80's hit FEELINGS."

OTHERS?